Bartender

A temporary pharmacist with limited stock

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems

by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011

Bartenderess

A female, one who serves beverages (typically alcoholic in nature) to patrons at a restruant or bar. A Bartenderess (serving wench) is typically gorgeous and takes in oodles of money from intoxocated men leaving tips with the hope of impressing through grandeur.

I ordered my drinks from that dropdead gorguos Bartenderess.

by DarrylBreck March 28, 2011

barped

When you burp and barf simultaneously

"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."

by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

Barten

barten(adjective) - the most sad ever. nobody understands you you are so cool and mysterious and sad. Mostly used by teenage boys.

"Man I'm not sure I can make it tonight." "Why not?" "I'm feeling really barten right now."

by deyggo February 22, 2021

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

by greaver05 March 19, 2011