Brotarded

bro·tard·ed broh-tar-ded
–adj.
1. notably bad; horrible - That singer was brotarded!
2. violently drunk; disagreeable drunk - Ted gets brotarded when he drinks.
3. used for consoling others through sympathy - oh, that's brotarded!

Frank: John drank too much and was totally brotarded last night. He really needs to get his life under control
Tom: Yeah man, sounds like a bad night
Frank: Yeah, it was utterly brotarded...

by Box-Monkey April 29, 2010

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 8, 2006

bartard

One who acts like a tard at a bar

Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard

by BartardedOne November 26, 2005

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

bartard

Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.

John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.

by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006

Bartard

(noun, male, singular) a misspelling of ‘bastard’

a simp who believes women find him irresistible
waste on time

That Sanele character, massive bartard if i do say so myself

by Bayst God January 22, 2020

bartard

when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019