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shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.
by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.
Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.
by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008
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Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.
James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.
by joshwua915 September 4, 2014
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Bamberski

Taking the law into your own hands after the law has failed to act.
After 5-0 failed to catch the thief we decided to bamberski the motherfucker and dropped him off on the courthouse steps.
by Arthur Jumbles October 21, 2009
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Barber Shop Hoe

A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.
"Damn I would holla at her, but she look like a dude"
"Yea she just another barber shop hoe"
by Brown boy August 3, 2015
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Lewis Bamber

Lewis Bamber is the smelliest boy ever n he sucks penis n loves anal

Just kiddin luv u rlly
by LewisBambersuckscock:) December 12, 2019
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Vanessa Jane barber

A blonde cunt with no facial expression
Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber

“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”

“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt
by Guccisliderpimp October 10, 2018
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