barflog

Noun.

a portion of vomit with the structural integrity of semicylindrical feces.

often mistaken, due to pronunciation, to be a noun describing the corporal punishment 'flogging' performed at or in front of a licensed establishment.

Syllabled "bar-flog"

Dan: "After eating those bad scallops you bought, I was sick and it came out in a log."

Craig: "A log... of barf?"

Dan: "A barflog."

by Looger October 16, 2005

Barfnose

The disgusting sensation of vomit in your nose after a night of partying.

I had wayy too much to drink last night man, ive got major barfnose!

by Haffy November 19, 2007

barfomatic

Something to make you metaphorically or literally barf.

I tried to be a jet fighter pilot, but those jet fighters are barfomatic! I filled my face helmet with vomit and quit the program ASAP.

by Chuck Morris May 31, 2006

Barlow

1; A loud, almost incessantly rude individual who brings comic relief to a situation, but can also create tension.

2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.

3; a Bitch.

1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"

2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."

3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."

by Dibbs34 September 21, 2005

Barlowed

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

by w&F February 8, 2010

Barlo

An Individually who makes an unfathomable amount of money from selling a lot of {REDACTED}.

Wall street Journalists: How come the Barlo corporation is a Fortune 500 company but no one knows what you do?
A Barlo Individual: *Beats the shit out of the reporter*

by Trixel February 5, 2021

Barlow

A man 9 months pregnant with his first child.

"Look at how Barlow he is."
"My god he's gotten fat!" "He's not fat, he's just Barlow."

by ChocolateTrainMonster June 30, 2008