Goat Killer Bangs

noun. Very short, blunt cut short bangs, generally found on women with straight hair. Ratio of bang-ed forehead to bare forehead is less than 1. Makes the wearer appear as if they joined a cult in which goats are ceremonially slaughtered.

"Hey, I have to go wash the blood out of my goat killer bangs. I'll see you later!"

by Goat Killerzz August 30, 2011

michigan bangs

A hairstyle found in many Detroit suburbs that came into fashion in the 1980s and never seemed to have left.

Luann's Michigan Bangs are so big I'm surprised she can get through the door without ucking!

by Hairman April 9, 2008

fuck me bangs

The putrid late 80's-early 90's hair "style" in which a female utilizes most of the can of Aqua Net to jack her bangs up to a height that rivals the girl's body height. The resulting look is that of a claw on the front of the offending party's head, or depending on their levels of promiscuity can resemble a nuclear blast. The end look is that of a cheap tart or lady of the night.

Keely and her slut bag friends jacked up their fuck me bangs for a day of hooking at the mall food court.

by Chuckster Farrell January 11, 2009

Bangs

Bangs is the bizarre word Americans use to describe the hair that falls in your eyes (i.e. Fringe)

Australian: Wow I love your new haircut, your fringe looks awesome side-swept
English Person: Thanks, I thought so too
American: What are you two talking about? I'm going to be an idiot over here now and say stupid words like "bangs" and "turtleneck"

by Immi_callmepnk January 2, 2009

bangs

It is a shortened word for what happens when you have a hangover. You have booze-anxiety..."bangs". You feel uneasy about what you have done and said and are pretty sure you are in trouble with someone somewhere.

Dude, I went out hard last night and then woke up with a bad case of the bangs!

by jena6 May 4, 2011

scrap bangs

shaved head with bangs

those are some sweet scrap bangs

by cholaa November 5, 2011

banging bangs

Banging bangs refers to women with bangs that look amazing.

"Oh that girl has banging bangs, I really like her new hair cut!"

"I'm having a good hair day, my bangs are bangin!"

by vmo619 August 3, 2014