Ballet

The closest humanity has come to perfection.

To dance the art form of Ballet.
To go see a Ballet.
To dance in a Ballet.

by Aspen Wren April 2, 2017

What even is ballet?

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain

Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"

by Yaoihands September 2, 2014

Ballet

A form of dance that works on balance and flexiblity.

I just started ballet and i already feel more balanced.

by nuhcole October 14, 2006

Batleth

a guy that loves Star Trek, specifically klingons. usually enjoys online fansites related as such. (and sometimes Disney games) spends most of his time online in front of the computer and doesn't get out much.

Man, that guy sure is a Batleth!

by d0ctor March 14, 2011

canadian ballet

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

by Steve September 15, 2004

ballet of violence

the homage to aggression and male bloodlust that a championship ultimate fighting event is.

Pete Dick: "Did you see the Ultimate Fighting last night?"
The Cooker: "Hell yeah, I would not miss that ballet of violence for the world."
Pete Dick: "Me neither..."

by Pete Dick February 29, 2008

Bamflet

1. A young bamf, since he is not yet fully fledged and bamfletous, will settle for being mildly invulnerable as opposed to completely badass, and will fuck your sister instead of your mother, or will steal your watch/jar of toenail clippings/baby instead of your dignity/street cred/family fortune.

2. Chuck Norris as a young lad. (Note: when enacting bamfletry, refrain from using the word 'lad', as it is not bamfletous)

Look at that bamflet, he's short, and he's stealing that guy's baby!

Some bamflet stole my watch, my baby, and my baby's watch, WHILE fucking my sister!

by Will Blackmon January 23, 2009