chubby baldy

One who is both chubby and balding.

Samuel Rees

by Bob February 13, 2004

Old Baldy

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.

Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

Baldy McNosehair

A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.

"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"

by Bucceto Suchee May 19, 2021

Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Baldy Quaver

A small mostly bald blonde cunt with massive triple glazed specks

Alex ya baldy quaver yer da's got a 1 inch weapon and ginger pubes

by Mooslim March 29, 2021

Baldy bitch

A term used when someone anoues you and they have no hair

Feck you ya feckin Baldy bitch

by Rhinoboyd June 21, 2020