chubby baldy

One who is both chubby and balding.

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by Bob February 13, 2004

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Old Baldy

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.

Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

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A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.

"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"

by Bucceto Suchee May 19, 2021

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Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

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