Baked

A verb to describe the appearance of someone or something as being similar to baked food; fluffy, crisp, and delicious to look at.

SHE LOOKS SO BAKED I LOVE IT!!!!

Baked by Sumboio March 13, 2026

baked

So tanned that you look like a pot roast bred a leather couch.

Those baked boomers on the beach look like they smell like bacon.

baked by Donatello Versace May 29, 2026

baked bads 

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.

baked bads by grueislurking May 5, 2011

Baked oil rubdown 

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

Baked oil rubdown by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

baked bae 

Use this word to refer to your significant other when they have smoked a lot of marijuana.

"Cody, you are baked bae right now!"

baked bae by 7777forever November 25, 2015

baked all my beans 

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

baked all my beans by beanbaker December 12, 2018