befuct

v. To be fucked. A concatenation of be and fucked. Used emphasize the lack of an answer to a question.

Used similary to hell in "Hell if I know."

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"Befuct if I know."

by tribble July 8, 2006

Beefus

RJ Navaro

RJ Navaro is a Beefus

by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019

beefus

Beefus. something good, ace, wicked whatever...because beef tastes so good

Or Something Powerful

Woah man that new Ford Mustang GT is beefus!

by Nathan Coleman May 13, 2005

Bagfuck

When a girl has a really good body but a horrible face so you would/put a paper bag over her face/head while having sex with her.

Boy 1: Hey dude would you fuck that girl? She is kind of a butterface. Boy 2: Yah I guess I'd bagfuck her...

by ChronoGawd June 21, 2010

befungle

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.

Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.

by nuttsgt November 9, 2013

Befun

when fun is beginning

the start of a good time

when you think something would be fun

anything thats new or starting and you just know you will have a blast!!

this party has just befun!!

this is going to befun!!!!

that would befun!!!

we are going to have so much befun!!!!

by neveah caggles March 3, 2010

Baenus

It is the area of a man's body located between the balls and the anus. Likened to the chode, or taint; and more affectionately referred to as "the gooch". This area becomes a baenus when it is protruding. Such protrusions can result from lack of sack, or the overall inability to maintain any semblance of testicular fortitude.

His baenus is so swollen because his woman won't let him out of the house....and he won't tell her otherwise.

by AGallonOfMilk October 17, 2010