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Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.
"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"
by partycr3w February 8, 2013
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bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido
oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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Breeding the Dragon

Engaging in leud acts involving anal intercourse; most likely between two men.
Harry: OMG! What are you doing with that man Dumbledore?!

Dumbledore: I'm Breeding the Dragon
by zzz_etrigan November 29, 2010
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Bleeding Phoenix

A sexual maneuver in which, when close to climax, one slits the throat of his/her partner and the proceeds to light him/her on fire.
Jesus, does anyone actually do these things, like the bleeding phoenix?
by DJ Casper August 26, 2007
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Bleeding Wound

I need to get some pads, my wound is bleeding again.

A "Bleeding Wound," is also know as a "Vagina." a.k.a. Pussy
The idea is: Vagina's look like cuts, (wounds) and when the female has her "Time- of- the- Month," it's natural to say it's a wound.
Girl on Period: My wound is bleeding.

Guy: Don't be such a "Bleeding Wound," and do it already!

Kid: What a "Bleeding Wound."
by ldelvalle July 31, 2009
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breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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Breeding Club

A nightclub strictly for heterosexuals.
Gage: Hi Janey, wanna go clubbing tonight?

Janey: Ok, but you're gay and I don't want to go to Feathers in the Village.

Gage: No problem, we'll go to a breeding club.
by Cool Daddy T April 11, 2011
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