A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009
Get the banonion mug.A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.
Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.
Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.
Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.
by londonsufist February 25, 2017
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Pronunciation: \ba'h-no\
Etymology: Arabic bano; akin to Old English bahnoh and Pakistani origin as well.
Date: December of 1988
1. A very cool individual whom most look up to in a variety of ways and who has an influence on society and the people that reside in the cities in which the individual is from.
2. To be hip.
3. A honorable mention.
Pronunciation: \ba'h-no\
Etymology: Arabic bano; akin to Old English bahnoh and Pakistani origin as well.
Date: December of 1988
1. A very cool individual whom most look up to in a variety of ways and who has an influence on society and the people that reside in the cities in which the individual is from.
2. To be hip.
3. A honorable mention.
by hipassness November 16, 2009
Get the Bano mug.(v)1) To ask someone (or a group of people) for help on a project then walk away from said project only to return upon its completion.
2) To come up with a great idea and nominate people to apply it for you.
3) Eat all the flaming hot cheetos.
4) To ask someone to run things on the beckman for you while they are trying to get todays samples and the reruns done.
2) To come up with a great idea and nominate people to apply it for you.
3) Eat all the flaming hot cheetos.
4) To ask someone to run things on the beckman for you while they are trying to get todays samples and the reruns done.
1) My buddy asked to help him paint his house, the foo' up and left after the cans were open and came back when I was all done! I was so pissed he straight up Banno'ed my ass I pimp slapped him.
2)Ann "Hey Sally, sorry I can't join you for lunch today, my boss asked me to help him and then went on vacation"
Sally " Damn girl, that sucks, you got Banno'ed like a mofo"
Ann "Holla, he Banno'ing me all the time with shit like this."
3)Everyone at work hides when "Chris" leaves the office because they are afraid they will get Banno'ed and complete the whole thing.
4) You better not Banno me and eat all my damned flaming hots.
2)Ann "Hey Sally, sorry I can't join you for lunch today, my boss asked me to help him and then went on vacation"
Sally " Damn girl, that sucks, you got Banno'ed like a mofo"
Ann "Holla, he Banno'ing me all the time with shit like this."
3)Everyone at work hides when "Chris" leaves the office because they are afraid they will get Banno'ed and complete the whole thing.
4) You better not Banno me and eat all my damned flaming hots.
by LabMonkey October 11, 2007
Get the Banno mug.The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting the Bannon.
Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn't enough...go for the Bannon
Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn't enough...go for the Bannon
by lasteaglescout July 30, 2017
Get the The Bannon mug.A dense, poorly-leavened bread that travels well, making it a great, tasteless vehicle for calories. It is often used by tradidtional campers who canoe and portage for weeks at a time, as it doesn't fall apart when wet, and can be cooked in the heat of a dying fire for lunch the next day. That allows the campers to unwind instead of cooking, but adds to the density of the food.
Must be an old word for cake, because "bannock-hives" are 'swellings' from eating too many bannocks (i.e., fat rolls).
Must be an old word for cake, because "bannock-hives" are 'swellings' from eating too many bannocks (i.e., fat rolls).
by PTSS December 28, 2005
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