Auto cock-block

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008

Auto-flapper

A woman who unknowingly gets her dress caught in the car door and proceeds on – her garment flapping in the wind.

“Hey, check-out the auto-flapper in the car beside us. I wonder if we should honk and point.”

by Johntoo September 5, 2009

auto fellatio

The act of sucking your own cock

I heard Rob could do auto fellatio. Pretty weird shit.

by Himura February 22, 2004

auto-hate

To automatically hate because of a person's social status, neighborhood or school. This term is usually reserved for the more privileged in society.

I went to Westmont High, but I tell people I grew up in the South lands so they don't auto-hate me.

by fonzyboy June 13, 2008

Auto-mail

A type of prosthetic used in the Fullmetal Alchemist world, which is the best manga/anime to have ever existed. Could be just a replacement arm, or even a shotgun/machinegun/missile launcher for your leg. Maybe just a new finger? Who knows? It can replace any thing.

"Oh no! My d@#$ got bitten off by a dog!"
"Don't worry, get an auto-mail d@#$ to repace it!"

by Glitch in the System388 October 4, 2008

Auto Dad

someone who has become a dad (auto dad) from Dating a MILF

Tokenss: Hey Neng, hey Scape i just became a auto dad for the 11th time this week, The next MILF is Ultimamom wooooo

by ScapeClone December 20, 2008

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness)

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.

Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

by Mandy28 May 24, 2011