authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

Authentihate

To throw shade upon another for sporting knock offs or fake merchandise.

These niggas was trying to authentihate on my Jordans. Nigga please I keeps it 100.

by Hollywood B! August 22, 2014

autrie

Literally the opposite of "selfie":
Be photographed by another person the old fashioned way. Often (previously) asking a third person "Could you please make of photo of me/us?".
Derived from the French "autre" other resp. "autrui" others imitative to the rhyme of "selfie"

After having made some selfies, he asked a passer-by to make a real autrie.

While selfies are more intimate, an autrie is much more formal with a correct perspective.

by ThePhysopher June 28, 2017

autie attack

An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.

Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.

by RectumMoistEruption October 12, 2017

Auchie Bus

Auchie Bus - pretty much the same as your Sunshine Bus except probably just around the Clydebank area in West Central Scotland (an administrative region of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland).

Sniff's just lost it lately - he's only fit for the Auchie Bus noo.

by Torromet February 15, 2019

Authenism

The belief that prosperity and well being can be achieved through doing the most simplistic act through the internet.

Jaden chose authenism, as he was extremely lazy.

by Authentic_Jeans April 13, 2019

Authenticity

The real shit.

Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.

Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.

Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.

Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020