Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

awakeoikawa

awakeoikawa is a content creator on tiktok who is very funny and i am very proud of them. Whenever they post I get very happy and I love them very much :) <33

'have you heard of awakeoikawa on tiktok?'
'awakeoikawa is one of my fav moots' <3

by tetsuroubrainrott December 29, 2021

dead awake

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

by Gthang17 September 17, 2016

New Awaken

An amazing realm where people and gravel live together in capitalist city

Man i love this realm called New Awaken

by NEWAWAKEN October 27, 2019

entangled awakening

awakening, self-awareness, greater states of consciousness due to the interaction with others, and merging as one.
carina chatlani

Everyone has an energy field influenced by the entangled awakening of others.

by anonymous May 10, 2020

Pi Awakening

When an oft-semi-innumerate lay public realize that the number π has so much more to offer in terms of mathematical beauty or metamathematics (or mathematical philosophy), which allows them to experience sporadic aha moments, other than what they had boringly learned about the constant in school.

Going by the increasing number of pop math titles on pi published by math educators of different nationalities in different places, it can be arguably posited that there is presently a post-pandemic pi awakening sweeping the planet, much to the delight of both recreational and amateur mathematicians.

by Fasters December 14, 2022