Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010

Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.

“Truth is treason in the empire of lies”

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

AssAnna Disorder

Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.

Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.

by Steven May 6, 2005

Julian Assange

A man accused of terrorism and endangering world peace while he is only standing up to corrupt world governments and corporations by exposing unethical acts they have engaged in

He is not afraid to tell the world the truth, and believes people have the right to know what government and corporations are up to behind closed doors

Julian Assange is NOT a terrorist, even though ignorant morons (predominantly Americans) think so, and some are calling for his death for defying the Patriot ACT

by RustlingJimmies February 26, 2011

Julian Assange

Australian-born Publisher, Journalist, Activist and former computer hacker.

He gained worldwide attention when he released documents via Wikileaks exposing the corruption of corporations and various governments. Essentially, he let the people know the truth.

Although he gained many followers, he also gained many critics. The most common critique was that he was endangering lives. As usual, these allegations were false and not one instance has been recorded whereby someone has been hurt due to Assange's releases.

The only people criticising Julian Assange for telling us the truth are politicians who have been bought by corporations or blind followers of said bought politicians!

by 5449 April 19, 2011

assbang

multiple anal penetrations from multiple partners within a given period of copulation.

denise lupo took the assbang like a champ.

by dekser March 20, 2004