lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

bunch of arse

Something that is totally rubbish on a number of levels.

Lisa: "Wow that movie was so great, i cant believe she ended up marrying him and having lots of babies and living happily ever after!!"

Mick: "It was a feckin bunch of arse of you ask me."

Similar meanings: Load of bollocks, pile of shite, can of wee wee etc etc.

by tguimond October 19, 2007

arse-bandit

homosexual

leave my bottom alone you arse bandit

by bob July 12, 2003

arosexual

When you're never attracted to someone both sexually and romantically at the same time.

You put every possible partner in either a sexual or a romantical "box" and they never get mixed.

You find this one person sexually attractive but not romantically but you find this other person romantically attractive but not sexually.

"Is it weird that I am never romantically attracted to someone I already find sexually attractive and when I love someone I dont find them sexually attractive? "
"No, you're arosexual."

by wannabeurbangirl July 24, 2016

chefs arse

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.

by grazza September 23, 2007

arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

arse child

When a child is born, not of a man and a woman, but of a man and a man. Birthing takes place through the anus, and the child is thus referred to as an 'arse child'.

Oliver Richardson is an arse child of Mad Malcolm

by Will Smallwood and his dad March 7, 2014