cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

live under a rock

someone who is oblivious of the outside world

Have you seen this movie

No

How?! you live under a rock

by Tomas! December 27, 2010

acockalypse

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

Arick Plum

A very cute, sexy male. Known to be very spontaneous, the life of a party. Has also been known to be a player, though he can keep a steady girlfriend if he truly likes her. Very random but a fun guy to be around. Known to have a lot of friends though very few get his sense of humor.

Hey did you see Arick Plum at the party last night? Wow he was goin crazy!

by StarStalkerXXX April 20, 2011

sharp like a rock

really stupid

You know Kate, she's sharp like a rock.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

arck

insterting your penis into your partners nostril.

yeah, jun gave me the ol' arck last night, i dont know if he realised i was a guy or not.

by owenatejunsface September 2, 2006