armpitsuccer

The succer of the lower arm; their armpit. Usually the hair of the pit is used as floss to get some food out of your teeth. Usually this will be done after a meal, or during sexy times.

"Hey, I'm an armpitsuccer, I got a piece of chicken in my teeth mind if I succ ur pit?"
"Oh yeah baby, tonight you're my armpitsuccer"
"Careful of Jenny, she's a real armpitsuccer

by AESTHETICMITOCHONDRIA March 11, 2018

armpit gf

An armpit gf is a woman who is so infatuated with her man's smell that that's all she wants to do. Sniffing her man's armpits even after the gym without a shower.

"Bella Swan is an armpit gf"

by hellboyslollipop January 17, 2023

The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.

Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.

by RoyCoup December 4, 2012

blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

drop one's armpits

VERB/ACTION: Flatulate, pass wind

Oi McCririck...have you dropped your armpits?

by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

itchin my armpit

to be soo rad, meep

wow look at those kids itchin my armpits, meep

by meepmerp October 31, 2020