Armitage

as in Armitage Shanks (makers of bathroom fittings) - used to infer the term "Toilet"

also as a form of derision

Have you seen Dave's new car? It's total Armitage!

by KazzieP May 22, 2005

arminian blindfold

Ones eyes are ejaculated on while sleeping so when one wakes up theyre eyelids are stuck together

Arminian Blindfold-When a girls so drunk she falls asleep while your bangin her, you give her an arminian blinfold, finish on her eyes so when she wakes up her eyelids are sealed shut with jizz.

by big red bacca December 23, 2013

Arminas

The guy i school thats kinda funny sometimes but not really. he has one of the bigger dicks and never nuts in no nut November. Arminas is used to describe someone with a face.

Hey you that Arminas guy

by young armi November 2, 2018

Arminas

A sexy muscly man who is every girls dream. Arminas is also very good at football every girl watches him play he gets all the big bunda chicas.

Look at him he is so sexy and has 500 girls with him hes an Arminas

by football sexy April 22, 2021

arminarlertapologist

the handsomest apologist i’ve ever mutualed (is that even a word 😭😭) with 😍🤞🏼🤞🏼 srsly tho they’re the best

omggggg ur so lucky @arminarlertapologist is so funny, i can’t believe he followed u back 😩

by ilovetojifushiguro2006 June 6, 2021

arminmaid

eremin shipper (🤢) that bashes other ships for literally no fucking reason
also what kind of pronouns are minny/uri

me: we should cancel arminmaid
my best friend: yes we should, he hates eremika

by eremikasupremacy July 4, 2021

Armitage

A small lesion often found on one's scrotum

I found a small Armitage on my balls. I'm going to die

by japes June 4, 2015