arbitchary

dude speak: a code word/adjective that can be used in the describing a woman who is being bitchy for no apparent reason.

Carl: Dude, Sally's being so arbitchary. I told her she looked hot in those jeans and she told me to fuck off.

Mark: Maybe she's sick of you in general.

Carl: I wonder why?

Mark: Maybe cuz you told everyone at work that you hooked up with her last weekend.

Carl: I think shes being arbitchary.

by mtotheb November 11, 2009

Arbitrate

To make an authoritative judgement on something.

Hym "Jesus Christ, 😩 well, if writing and moralizing isn't work, then you aren't doing it either. Who the fuck IS this guy? He's trying to arbitrate what constitutes a 'Good person.' Who should be famous. Colluding with media and government officials who are lauding you as a prophet for pedaling a bastardization of the religious canon to people who he proclaims cannot think!? Not to mention the ME references (from the Andy Ngo video onward)enough of which could fill an hour long compilation video that constitutes a externally imposed faux schizophrenia. While he wages a war against a noisy minority whose existence seemingly only benefits people on his team."

Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"

Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"

Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔

Hym "How do you mean?"

Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."

Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"

Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"

Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2022

Arbitrarian

> A person whose logic, reasoning, AND rationality decided to go out for lunch permanently.
> Someone who is arbitrary.
> Someone who is batshit.

"Those fucking arbitrarian republicans are at it again."
"God save us from the arbitrarian hordes."
"He was pro-life, so he walked into a planned parenthood clinic and killed 3 people and injured 9."

by nullboy March 4, 2016

geosexual arbitrage

using your status, wealth, skin color, nationality, or a combination thereof, to attract women (or men, but usually women) from less developed countries

Joe can use geosexual arbitrage to get a cuter girl in Colombia than he would be able to in the United States.

by h1231 July 17, 2022

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 2, 2005

Arbitrator

"Judge Jury And Executioner"

" Defend our base! Incoming Arbitrator! "

by Urban February 18, 2003

arbitrarian

-that person in a group, who wherever they are, is constantly trying to keep the noise/speaking volume down.
-like a librarian who has taken on the job to arbitrarily hush everyone.

Chip- Keep it down you guys..
Jake- I'm trying to tell the story, who made you the arbitrarian?

by S. Gordon January 25, 2010