April 9

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

by April 9th fuck ur friend March 25, 2021

April 2

This person is amazing

And can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Everyone else wishes that they were her.

Her birthday is on April 2.

by A person no one knows November 23, 2019

April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

April Fools!

by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

April Foooos

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008

April Wine

A hard rock band formed in the 1970's in Ontario, Canada.
Many of their classics are...
-I like to rock
-Could've been a lady
-Fast train

-Sign of the Gypsy Queen

Member the April Wine show last night, and they busted out "I like To Rock"? That was an awesome concert.

by kidrocking November 11, 2009

April 10

April 10 is the day when the best mother frickin people were born.

Person 1: when we’re you born
Person 2: April 10
Person 1: NO IM TOO BORING FOR YOU, YOU ARE A QUEEN

by Milevenallthewayhey October 28, 2019

April 23

The day when you can grab anyone's hand and randomly say "I love you" then run away

Y'all I'm gonna grab _ _ _ _ _'s hand on April 23rd

by Motomotoluvzme April 18, 2019