Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.

Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

by Langbo June 25, 2009

gabe recht-appel

Gang banger associatied with the bloods. tends to be seen wearing duck billed hoodies and bapes. A social and school dropout. Friends with a blood in denver. Very funny. Cotton Eye Joe. Acts on instinct and doesn't really listen to people. Sawwwy Chawwwwy. Sucks the dick at fifa street. Hella funny lookin legs.
Traits/Characteristics of a gang member:
Unskilled
Untrained
Unemployed
Uneducated
Frequently members of minorities
Possess little or no power or prestige in their communities
Lower to mid-socio economic classes
Multiple family problems
Frequently from single-parent homes; many times the family exists on welfare
No parental supervision exists during the days or evenings
Little or no parental affection or inspiration to seek higher goals and/or values
Constantly exposed to deplorable lifestyles and conditions
Constant conflict with other people (frequently surfacing at the school level)
Exposed to violence and street crime
Do not recognize the middle-class value of education
Do not recognize the importance for future success and status
Street-wise and street-smart
Previous official contact with the police
Will (by the age of 15 years) be social and school dropouts

You is a bitch, i throw you in a cotton eye joe! Gabe recht-appel smells.

by Gabe Recht-Appel May 12, 2007

hiking the Appalachian Trail

v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009

Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.

She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Appalachian "R"

A lesser known letter in the English alphabet, some refer to it as the 27th letter. It is primarily derived from southern mountainous regions in the U.S. It can replace a standard regular "r" but it is usually added to words that are not typically spelled with an "r", thus causing words containing the Appalachian "R" to have a certain mountainous twang when pronounced.

Jethro: Ma I'm cornfused. I's a been lookin' fer Pa and can't find him no where's I ain't got no idear where he is.

Ma: Jethro didja check the warsh room? He might be on the torlet.

Jethro: I hope I finds him soon, I needs to show him my new measurin' stick its got these here new fangled centermeters on it.

Appalachian "R" is in cornfused; idear; warsh; torlet; centermeters

by Its 2pm somewhere May 21, 2018

Appalachian funnel

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018

Appadoo

Appadoo is the name of wealthy people. They are really famous for their wealth, but sharing is not really in the genes. Every appadoo's ancesters are great kings and queens. Any appadoo remaining is likely a prince.

Hey nice mansion. Are you an Appadoo ?

by Varesh007 April 23, 2018