alpacamingo

A person whom you believe to be the craziest person on the earth

You alpacamingo get over here and calm down

by Happyrainbowunicornssmile July 28, 2016

alpaca finger

Slang for vagina

Man that alpaca finger was tight af

by Phetkittty June 5, 2016

Alpacafy

To alpacafy something is to make it absolutely stunning, usually, but not always, involving an alpaca.

Ex: After I alpacafy the alpaca nobody will turn down buying it!

by #alpacaallthetime May 11, 2016

alpacatated

being decapacitated by a lama or alpaca. don't ask... it could happen

i'm weird

my friend Joe died of a serious accident and was alpacatated

by john jacop jinkle himer shmidt April 4, 2019

Alpacack

An alpacack, sometimes said alpacuck ( not to be confused with Alpha cuck is a person trying to appear alpha so much that he just ends up looking silly, as if trying too hard.

An alpacack will often reject any past-times, hobbies and careers that do not 'look alpha' or 'manly' religiously and will often shame any men who don't. For example, an alpacuck will shame a man for enjoying video games and tell him to start backpacking, skying or mountain climbing instead.

A person who tries too hard to look alpha. A phony alpha.

Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Chad to the club and go picking up chicks.
Alpacack: Nah man, Chad plays video games, he's lame.
Alpha 1: Bro wtf, I play video games.

Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Jerry to hang out with us.
Alpha 2: Nah man, he's just an alpacack. He'll just want to talk about how "alpha" he is all the time.

by RayTray June 17, 2020

Alpaca hoof

Fat pussy

She’s got an alpaca hoof.

by Jrod29 January 22, 2022

alpaca day

When someone who shits on your bed just well and truly embarrassed themselves by going on like an awkward bitch.

It’s Alpaca day for Amber Turd

by johnnyswife May 5, 2022