by Oliver Montalven December 6, 2016
Get the Andres mug.Andres' are little pricks who are horrific boyfriends who are extremely likely to cheat with anyone with an arse or tits. They love being flirty and having fun, especially when they've had one sip of any 1% achol because they are a complete light weight. They can't trust their girlfriend in relationships because they can't trust themselves. Keep an eye on your boy. However, Andres' are very good looking, sweet and funny that's why they do make amazing boyfriends. Then again they do spill a lot when they are drunk. Andres you know what i mean and who knows maybe or maybe not.
by Kisses your BITCH November 12, 2019
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by brianna&macie. October 18, 2008
Get the andres mug.Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.
by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019
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The 58th President of Mexico who is the best and currently not the most CORRUPT unlike the last president who RUINED the whole Fucking country. He's a left winger from the National Regeneration Movement or MORENA. He used to be in the PRI until he left the party around the late 80s. That was one of the greatest decisions he has ever made.
by AMLO_Tucanes_Obrador May 20, 2019
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