Andover, as well as being a town in America, is a town in Britain. This town used to be a trading post for London in the eighteenth century. Now it's exactly the bloody same as every other town in the country, with a couple good pubs, a lot of chavs, and a good shit mix of people that are cool and shit. It's a shithole, but it's our shithole.
If you americans think your Andover is shit/amazing, you have no idea how underwhelmed you could be if you just flew over the pond.
If you americans think your Andover is shit/amazing, you have no idea how underwhelmed you could be if you just flew over the pond.
Andover? Lol what a shithole.
by Tastytoast April 3, 2011
Get the Andover mug.North Andover is a pretty boring town, if you're a teenager there's pretty much nothing to do besides go downtown, and thats boring as shit. And you can also go to the youth center, thats probably the most boring place iv ever been to. This town is filled with pot heads, Mostly every kid at The high school. you'll find these kids smoking pot at the over pass, the bridge behind mcdonalds, the park, and many other places. It's also filled with rich bitches. You can find this rich bitches out in the "boonies" as we call it. The "boonies" means in the middle of fucking no where. These houses are around smolacks farm or sargent. Lets talk about North Andover middle school shall we? North Andover middle school is filled with a bunch of immature fucks. Most of the girls wear short shorts that show their ass and low cut shirts that everyone can see their boobs. And all the boys drool all over them and try to have sex with them. The boys wear the same thing everyday, shorts, nike shoes and some nike shirt that says "dont sweat my swag" or "money is my game" and other gay ass sayings. The kids at this school are brutal. And I mean BRUTAL. Your either popular or a loser. That's how this school is. No one gives a shit about who you are or how you feel. So if your planning to move here? Find somewhere else and save yourself from this poor excuse of a town.
Typical North Andover boy: "Oh dude look at her tits! Isn't she hot??? "Yeah you can see right through her shirt!" "She came over to me today and let me touch her tits and she even kissed her friend infront of me!!" "awesome"
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The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.
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