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Adcock

A word for a short, balding man with a little weenie who has manhood and penis size issues and needs to add length to his penis. He often takes his miserable lot in life out on women and children to overcompensate for his personal and professional failures.
That guy over there yelling at his stepson is an Adcock.

He should be an Adcock and get an enlargement pump.
by Jamie Gunston April 13, 2007
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Anco

The filipino word for 'you have a small dick'.
Filipino girl: 'Anco!'
Filipino guy: 'Its not that small!'
by zirk90 July 15, 2011
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alcocainajuanarette

The best drug. It doesn't get you high, and it isn't illegal (yet).
I don't do anything illegal, or anything that gets you high, but I do occasionally enjoy a few alcocainajuanarettes.
by hieros gluphein May 27, 2005
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anocitic

not the norm (a Candiism)
the shooting was very anocitic of the suspect and he usually is a very calm person
by RedCohort September 11, 2006
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Aycocky

Being a big nosed Jew Bitch who can't spell hoorah!!!
Your cousin is being really aycocky.
by Dozer0730 March 8, 2009
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.
by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004
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Adcock

A walking bicep who is dumb as shit and normally gets nick named this like "Meat" or "Dumb-ass".
Your being a real Adcock right now.
by Fawker March 15, 2009
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