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Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.
My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.
by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022
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Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift
I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.
by LoveOfMyLife September 6, 2020
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The Amazonification of Singapore Math

When writers-mathepreneurs keen on leveraging on the Singapore math brand are ever grateful to Amazon’s print-on-demand services, which allows them to self-publish their oft-half-edited manuscripts, which were rejected by 99.99% of educational publishers.
The Amazonification of Singapore math and the low interest or investment in AI technologies have led some once-leading publishers to drop from hero to zero until it’s too late for them to do anything.
by Numerati December 30, 2024
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