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alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.
“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”
by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025
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Alden

alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up
me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.
by urmomissohotttt November 21, 2021
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Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you
A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it
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Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023
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Alden

Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
by Giunta April 12, 2024
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Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls
Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls
by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020
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Alden

A super cool and awesome pan man who is hot and handsome and cool and strong
Gray: Alden, are you high right now?

Alden: (Confidently) No.
by Sillyboyboy January 28, 2024
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