alcohol

the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.

bob- shots
billy- totally dude
bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol
billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa

vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is

rick- weeeee perty butter flies

by drunky mcgee April 6, 2010

Alcohol

The catalyst & reason all ugly people are hooking up, why most settle, not accomplish their dreams, pass out get up and do it again the next day.

I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do it's before work, after work And sometimes in between.

by sofa king retar dead April 3, 2017

Alcohol

Solution to all of life’s problems. It makes you high and forget about your problems and your life.

Sally drank alcohol last night and immediately felt better.

by gurl456 December 27, 2019

Alcohol

a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.

I really need some alcohol.

by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016

Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.

At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.

by PopeReagan April 16, 2017

Alcohol

The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.

Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol

by MC λ May 15, 2018

Alcohol

The glorious answer to any question

What is the best thing in life?

Alcohol

by AllThingsUnholy;) November 24, 2019