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AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire
I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019
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2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced
Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS
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Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
by lorg rat March 17, 2020
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a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.
“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”
by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020
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Something that make you unable to speck poor
me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor
by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020
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Ew
Virgin: Hey man look at my new AirPods

Chad: ew beats are better
by Penisfucker69 December 5, 2020
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Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.
Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2021
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