Spazzmatic adjustable spazz

When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.

You are such a spazz you are spazzmatic adjustable spazz!

by M. Sean September 25, 2008

seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 01, 2006

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

haha let me just adjust real quick

comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment

*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black

very nice office/gaming chair

Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!

by FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair March 03, 2022

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 27, 2017