Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

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Call Assist

Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.

Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram

by fdsBihtobz October 23, 2018

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Golden Assist

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.

Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!

by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009

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executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"

1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.

by your significant other January 26, 2007

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google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

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assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

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