Jism

When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 23, 2019

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020

Jism

The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021

jism bucket

A male or female person whose primary use in life is to be a sperm depository.

Fred is such a jism bucket, it leaks from his ears.

by Nailbanger July 10, 2021

tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.

Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Plagiar-jism

When you steal someone else's work by ejaculating all over it

"I can't believe Preston got away with plagiar-jism on his school essay, that feels wrong on so many levels"

by ijtealeaves January 8, 2022

jism buddies

Friends with benefits

That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

by xemo March 13, 2022