Definitions by xemo

jism buddies 

Friends with benefits

That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

jism buddies by xemo March 13, 2022

combomination 

This combining of ingredients resulting in an abomination.

The most traditional combomination is pineapple on pizza.

combomination by xemo October 8, 2016

Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.

Weather Boarding by xemo February 23, 2011

Carpool Monkey 

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.

Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.

Carpool Monkey by xemo November 15, 2010