Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 1, 2018

Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"

Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

squidward

The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.

Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(

by Believe in Me April 24, 2004

Squidward

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

by krissi d December 8, 2009

Squidward

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

by Writer of none December 21, 2016

Squidward

When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.

She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.

by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020

Squidward

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others

My wife is such a goddamn squidward...

by Gdiesel June 30, 2018