Someone who goes through great lengths, and conceives clever and sometimes very unusual strategies to steal, or defraud goods from unsuspecting and somewhat naive people, all while painstakingly attempting to remaining safely under the radar.
I ordered a set of 7.1 Logitech speakers last week, from some guy on eBay. It's now Friday!! Where are my speakers!? The damn roach ran off with my money!!
by Brucee Wayne March 11, 2012
by Jack Rowland November 30, 2018
Roach is a term for the "un-smokeable" part of a Joint (the end closes to the lips). The un-smoked piece that remains also resembles a cockroach when seen on the ground (due to oil-stains). A Roach-clip is used SPECIFICALLY where a Crutch/Girrick/Tippy/etc. is absent. In cases where a rolled paper is inserted in one end of a joint, the smoker will have a space for holding the joint - in addition to not getting pieces of plant-material stuck inside the mouth.
by BarrenBaron February 19, 2017
Super cool dude. Ladies faint once they see his sexiness. He will amaze you everyday and put a smile on your face, You have luck on your side when you see this man.
Person: I'm so sad
Roach: Why?
Person: My wife left me, and the kids.
Roach: Don't worry, You can see the kids again and Karen was a bitch anyways.
Roach: Why?
Person: My wife left me, and the kids.
Roach: Don't worry, You can see the kids again and Karen was a bitch anyways.
by HoneyWhereismySupersuit September 30, 2019
An activity (roaching) or person associated with the maximum level of inactivity possible. Sweatpants, couches, and weed are usually involved. Hangovers tends to instigate situations of "roaching".
John isn't coming out tonight because he's roaching
by roachmastah June 05, 2011
eg -
PERSON 1 roach
PERSON 2 ROOOACCHHH
PERSON 2 COCKROOACCHH
PERSON 3 BASKETBALL COAACCHH
WOMAN *TOO BUSY MAKING SANDWICHES*
PERSON 1 roach
PERSON 2 ROOOACCHHH
PERSON 2 COCKROOACCHH
PERSON 3 BASKETBALL COAACCHH
WOMAN *TOO BUSY MAKING SANDWICHES*
by CORPORAL ROACH June 07, 2012
by Nandy143 February 12, 2008