by Mysterious Hershey's Kisser September 25, 2023
When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
by MufasaLY April 03, 2020
Person 1: Do you have any chocolate left?
Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.
Both Persons: CENSORED
Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.
Both Persons: CENSORED
by xander.with.an.x August 29, 2020
The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
by Richard Noggin October 16, 2022
Brody: What you and Zoe do last night?
Rod: Man, Zoe sucked my dick raw and topped it with some Hershey Kisses?
Brody: Damn, you good ?
Rod: Man, I just regret kissing her afterwards.
Brody: And I regret drinking your Sprite now.
Rod: Man, Zoe sucked my dick raw and topped it with some Hershey Kisses?
Brody: Damn, you good ?
Rod: Man, I just regret kissing her afterwards.
Brody: And I regret drinking your Sprite now.
by SweetTheJungleFreak January 11, 2016
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by YankoRJ February 13, 2017