One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.
by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017
The build-up of white, milky fluid (sometimes snatch blood) after a long jog, walking the mall, running errands, or a long day in general. The crust begins to leak out of the fish hole to form on the outter part of the vag lips forming a mustache-type look as if it were in a Got Milk commercial. Said crust mostly smells 99% of the time like heavy spice (like smelly Arab) mixed with a fish thats been dead for a week then got pissed on and may flake off at times leaving a trail behind the owner. It is not recommended to eat out someone with Vag Crust as their hygiene may be poor and there are probably feces crumbs and skid marks on her underwear. A friend did it once after losing a bet and contracted Hepatitis C, grew hair on his tongue, and now associates vaginas with dog shit and dead carcasses.
In order to indirectly break-up with a friend, his girlfriend didn't shower for a week and built up a weeks worth of Vag Crust. After having done so, she tried to get him to go down on her. He turned out to enjoy the rotten taste of Vag Crust and has had so much of it that he now looks like someone with down-syndrome on meth that just just smelled dog shit.
by Mr.Scribblz June 2, 2010
After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.
by Spence L Is a D-bag June 16, 2006
That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Bum Crust is a wholesome, healthy, organic food supplied by a dealer. It's sacred and, if distributed fairly, could save world hunger. A single gram to have all the nutrition you need for 3 days! Unluckily many people are trying to steal it due to its value. Healthy bum crust usually takes about 2 years to mature, and stealing it beforehand could be detrimental to your health! It needs to be farmed using a special Crustinator at around 18 months and then left to ripen in the Crustation Facilities. But there is always the risk over over-maturing, consequently this removes the nutrients so, you are actually eating plain, hardened poo. To be safe on the matter, you can always contact your local dealer who shall point you in the right direction. At the moment we are still researching the full potential of the crust and it's not for the public to consume. But it could solve food problems in the future
Mano: Krithik, you got the bum Crust?
Krithik: Yes I do, but it's not for you to eat as of yet, it needs to ripen
Mano: KRITHIK I DEMAND YOUR CRUST NOW
Krithik: No Mano, we need to give it to other people, you can't eat it all!
Mano: Let me at your farms
Krithik: NOOOOOOOO *Screams and shouts* IT'S NOT RIPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY, PLEASE WAIT A LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY SUPPLY I'VE GOT!
Mano: KRITHIK I HAVENT EATEN IN 20 MINUTES, I NEED MY NUTRITION
*Mano clutches Krithiks bumcheeks and licks the bumhole and its surrounding crust
Krithik: Yes I do, but it's not for you to eat as of yet, it needs to ripen
Mano: KRITHIK I DEMAND YOUR CRUST NOW
Krithik: No Mano, we need to give it to other people, you can't eat it all!
Mano: Let me at your farms
Krithik: NOOOOOOOO *Screams and shouts* IT'S NOT RIPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY, PLEASE WAIT A LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY SUPPLY I'VE GOT!
Mano: KRITHIK I HAVENT EATEN IN 20 MINUTES, I NEED MY NUTRITION
*Mano clutches Krithiks bumcheeks and licks the bumhole and its surrounding crust
by =-O November 5, 2018
by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 6, 2018
N. The outcome of when one can no longer hold in their feces and uncontrollibly sharts whilst sitting. In an attempt to hide it just lets it stay and hopes noone notices. After a while the squished feces crusts over leaving a hard misshapen lump of poop stuck to your back side.
Expression: Used to express intence anger, dissapointment and/or denial.
Expression: Used to express intence anger, dissapointment and/or denial.
I'd better clean this up if I don't want to deal eith booty crust later.
That's booty crust! I didn't do that!
That's booty crust! I didn't do that!
by Lilblacboy April 16, 2014