rocking a sidepipe

When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.

"Johnny wears pants so tight, he's rocking a sidepipe 24/7."

by brianxymox July 16, 2006

A Sidey

When there is a rip located in the side of a pair of jeans, a female may insert her hand and begin to stroke the penis, untill the male orgasms

man your mom ripped my jeans with her teeth and gave me A Sidey

by BDON & JB July 13, 2009

lemon drop with a sidecar

While performing cunninglingus, your partner tinkles in your mouth. For added pleasure, she blows a queef in your face!

While at the pussy bar, I screamed "Give me a lemon drop with a sidecar, my darling."

by The Flatulent Four December 10, 2008

a sideways taco

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

shit a brick sideways

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

by toona November 5, 2003