dinosaur

A very strange creature that can eat plants or meat.

Person 1- Hi my names Frank Knopke
Person 2- Hi Dinosaur

by a person genius September 06, 2013

Dinosaur

A giant bird, did not taste like one I checked.

Person1: I'm actually crying right now. It's a real dinosaur!
Person2: They are just stupid slow lizards!
Person1: *proceeds to break Person2's back*

by ILikeDinosaurs62 September 01, 2022

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 28, 2003

dinosaur

jesus's puppies

jesus: rex, fetch!!
dinosaur: ROOOAARR!!!

by jesushadpuppiesto February 16, 2011

dinosaur

something big and old.Out of date.

The copy machine at the high-school is a dinosaur;It's old,slow as dirt, and as big as a buick.

by belly dancer May 10, 2003

dinosaur

a very old person, most commonly a teacher.

not only is mr. garcia a pedophile, he's a dinosaur!

by teresaxlove August 26, 2008

dinosaur

noun.
Killed a guy called Toby. He was an asshole.

"I swear, this guy was a fuckin' dinosaur, and he killed Toby!"
-- Violence Jack: Evil Town

by The Logical Fallacy May 17, 2022