Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
by geekmalone March 16, 2021
Get the Zuckerberg Grantmug. by Emilio Estavez12 May 8, 2014
Get the Mark Zuckerbergmug. Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020
Get the Mark Zuckerbergmug. by raccoomer December 8, 2020
Get the mark zuckerbergmug. Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
by consoomer420 November 5, 2021
Get the Mark Zuckerbergmug. The act of talking so incredibly fast as to not have any understandable words in your sentence or to be able to ruin most of the dialogue scenes in The Social Network
by notfriendsonfacebook March 5, 2011
Get the zuckerbergingmug. To over achieve at something in order to get back at a lady who wouldn't give you chance. In honor of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg who created the site to impress a girl.
That bitch told him he was too fat and she would never go out with him. He's now a pro body builder. He totally Mark Zuckerberg that bitch.
by Betancourt February 6, 2015
Get the Mark Zuckerberg that bitchmug.