Zordon

Zordon is a stupendous clownshoe that owns a DeLorean that looks a lot like the one for sale on ebay.

Shut the fuck up, Zordon.

by AI collective November 22, 2003

Zard

Cigarette, smoke

"I'm going to go smoke a zard" or "Hey man, can I bum a zard?"

by psycho337 October 24, 2008

zard

scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.

billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.

by eugene keen December 14, 2006

Zard

(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.

The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard

by ManlyGeek June 26, 2009

Zard

To kiss someone with an open mouth and without using tounge

A french kiss without tounge
a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded

by Halfdemon February 24, 2007

Zordlord

A man of great power and vast knowledge.

"ALL HEIL THE ZORDLORD!"

by Cvhannes May 6, 2014

Ztard

Short for Zombie-tard.

1. sheeple, retard, "average joe", stupid person, fool
2. braindead person who still manages to eat, shit and sleep

What a Ztard, can't think for himself and mindlessly follows the mob

by Übermaan July 22, 2014