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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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Zane Palmer

An asshole who goes on YouTube to spoil movies for people in the comment section of YouTube. You can usually identify a Zane Palmer by his queer ass profile pic. He usually only takes side profile pics in a lame ass attempt to seem inquisitive.
That bastard decided to be a real Zane Palmer and post the ending to The Force Awakens in the YouTube comment section.
by IHateYouTubeSpoilers March 25, 2017
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Zane

Zane is a smart, funny, sexy, nice man who is very good at loving the lucky girl he has. He says I love you every night, he kisses her with no problem in front of everyone, and he holds hands with his true love. He will only be with the girl he's with and no one else because she's his Truelove. She loves him more an anything and he loves her more than anything. He tries to be friends with everyone but still love his girlfriend. Zane has been through a lot in life, but he still can love someone, and be friends with many people. Every girl wants a Zane to love, but he will only love one girl. If anyone could have the strong, handsome, sexy, loving Zane I have you would do anything to keep him. I love you Zane your the best person alive. I wish there were more people like you! I bet every girl would want to kiss you, hug you, hold hands with you, just like me. Except I'm different I get those things, I get you. No matter how mad, sad, grumpy I am I will always love you. I can't wait to get your perfect lips touching mine. Love you babe!
Zane is the sexiest and the best guy alive. I don't know how his parents got him so perfect.
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Zanel

She is the most amazing girl you'll ever find in this universe. Her boyfriend loves her to bits because she is everything he has ever needed and ever wanted. Every night he thanks God for her in his life because she makes him so happy inside and out. Every morning he wakes up, he's so ever thankful because she gives him reason to smile and laugh. She is absolutely stunning and her beauty could never ever be described using words.

She is so amazing and beautiful.
Zanel is so stunning.
by Mikeyza May 14, 2010
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zana

Very <i>cute</i>. A perfect, nice, and good looking girl.
She's so <b>zana</b>.
by trish trang January 2, 2005
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Zane

...Zane
by give me some mambas July 8, 2017
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Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.
"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."
by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018
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