Mohammed yusuf

A man with many titles:
king of the pirates
Abdi
moski
mochael jordan yusuf
numpty
dark chocolate
top g
leng ahhhh mf

and many more

"omds, have you seen king of the pirates latest post"
"nah, lemme check rn"
"broooo he soooooo leng"
"MUMS LIFEEEEEE"
"he j so mohammed yusuf"

by bigmosbiggestfan May 24, 2023

Yusuf

The finest and sweetest lad you could find Raveen’s one lucky girl to call him hers. Once you have him you’d be in the worst luck to loose him.

Not only is he hot but has the best loving and loyal personality. Along with mad football skills and a great sense of humour , he’s got that sexy defined jaw and them mesmerising eyes that gets all the girls going crazy.

The most best friend and sexiest boyfriend you could have.

That Yusuf is one fine lad
Raveen is so lucky to have a guy like Yusuf

by bestniggaalive246 May 27, 2019

Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.

: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!

by Neraek May 22, 2021

Yusuf Eshesh

Underrated Tik tok star with over 30k followers. From queens new york, he makes comedic toks, he takes much of his inspiration from fellow new york tik tok star, Polo boyy, who hails from Brooklyn.

Person A: Hey did you see Yusuf Eshesh's new Tik Tok?
Person B: Yeah I love his videos, my favorite is the imigration policy one

by greenelectrolyte January 16, 2020

Yusuf

500 pounds and big boned. Got 360 waves and is the real homie. He always got the strap watch ur back. Big dick too

Yusuf is a real homie cuh.

by Tommy wang cuh May 14, 2020

Yusuf

A clever person that is always right and better than a hishaam

Yusuf is better than hishaam

by Imagenius19 January 18, 2021

Yusuf

When you ditched your friends or can be used when you are being lame and dropped out from a program.

Verb.

Past tense: yusufed.

Joe: What happened to Mohammed?
Ligma: Oh, he yusufed last term.
Joe: Damn i want to yusuf too, but im not a Mohammed Yusuf Khan.

by Neraek July 12, 2021