yourmom

a word that is often used as a "lame attept of jokes"
down below will explain this better

"hey katie what are you doing?"-bob

"o im just doing this project on mammels"-katie

"yea just doing YOURMOM"-bob

by OSNAPITSKD November 9, 2006

Yurming

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's asshole, sucking it out with a straw, and spitting it in her face.

She wasn't into anal so we couldn't go yurming last night.

by monkeynut96 May 12, 2014

yourmum

A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")

Max: "your gay"
Josh: "yourmum's gay"

by Josh March 13, 2003

yourmum

A dorogative statement to do with boning someone parental.

I did YOURMUM last night.

by Big J October 21, 2003

Yourmomsexual

Its when your mom sits on your face and a white kid sees

I yourmomsexual ur ass

by Messipelon February 7, 2021

yourmomism

The belief that having sexual intercourse with your mom is the only true economic system.

Person 1: "Is he communist?"
Person 2: "No he believes in yourmomism"
Person 1: "Oh ok, based"

by PerhapsXK April 6, 2021

Yurm

A state of insanity, a point at which there's no returning from, yurm is a mental disease that wreaks havoc on the mind. Symptoms of Yurm are as follows
Delusions of grandeur
Suicidal thoughts
Feelings of loneliness

Bouts of depression

Heightened sense of reality

Contradictory behavior
Increased aggression

Among others that are still understudy

JJ:"I heard your mom developed yurm"
Jade:"Yeah, the doctor said it's severe and we should get her euthanized but we're trying to explore more options"
JJ:"Damn man must be rough"

by -_-pseudonym June 9, 2021