youching

Wanking off to the thought of turning your girlfriend gay.

God I nearly died youching the other night, the thought of Katie and Lisa getting it on made my dick so hard.

by Cockzilla's Nigga April 30, 2014

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017

Yuchei

A virtual Person from a Game. Yuchei is the husband of Luen. The maincharacter from Yuchen-Shipping

Luen: ,,Yuchei! I Love you so much!"
Yuchei: ,,Woah! Do you? :3"

by SoMain August 13, 2017

Yuchei

A cute boy. He is the husband of Luen from YUCHEN. Yuchei have a son called Eric

Luen: ,,I Love you!"
Yuchei: ,,Woah! Do you?"

by SoMain August 13, 2017

Youch

A synonym for DTF. (Down to f*ck)

Coined in the book "Feed" by M. T. Anderson

Guy 1: I don't know about you but that that girl was Youch.

Guy 2: Shit you right

by EvysTruth June 11, 2018

youtheia

A slang in Pakistan for a illiterate person who supports Imran khan with blind eyes.
These people do not have sense how to support right or wrong.

usay smjanay ka koi fiada ni wo youtheia ha.

by ayan ali August 26, 2018

yousheem

A girl who is hella mean and calls you dirty disgusting names but at the same time she's nice and amazing

did you see the way yousheem treated that homeless man? she just kicked him and then gave him $100

by nahtnoy December 13, 2019