...when you’re a bitch

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.
Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.
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you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.
Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”
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you’re worth melting for

an amazing way to say i love you and you mean everything to me, originated from frozen when olaf said this to princess anna
girl: you’re worth melting for
boy: i love you too
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you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”
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You’re mom xD

A fatal diss, If someone says you’re mom xD to you, you’re basically already dead.
Billy: You’re mom xD
Bob: *Dies
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you’re so sad

Wow Jasmine you’re so sad. 😂
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You’re doin’ it wrong

Four simple words, similar in usage to the phrase, “That’s what she said,” but with an opposite meaning. It is used to point out the unrealised sexual innuendo in a previously innocent statement.

The term was derived from pointing out the sexual abnormalities of a friend’s sex life. When the person shared information the repeated advice was, “You’re doin’ it wrong.”
When a man is eating a banana, he should never look another man in the eye or comment on the size or quality of the banana.

What if you’ve snapped the banana in half?

Fuck dude, you’re doin’ it WRONG!
by Miss Tessmacher November 29, 2010
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