Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

Yoink

To take an item from someone that may or may not belong to you.

I yoinked the doughnut from the cop.

by J money March 7, 2004

Yoink

When something is stolen.

Bruh he just yoinked your shit you gonna let him get away ?

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019

Yoink

A term used to express emotions, like happiness. Also sometimes used for just random times

“Yoo you wanna hangout?”

“Yoink, why not?”

by Broski_brodyn July 8, 2019

yoinked

to describe something being taken; or to describe somthing that has been destroyed

me: i absolutely yoinked this kids ankles yesterday
other kid: thats tough

by juulkid69 November 19, 2018

Yoink

Yoink: a word of many applications

1. A replacement for yeet

2. The physical body movement made when playing the trombone.
3. Describing having sex

4. Scream "yoink" after u do something super savage :P
5. Put it literally anywhere it sounds good.

1. ~throws a bunch of garbage on a homeless man~
Me: YOINK

2. "Damn, did you see that Mozart concert last night? Those mans really know how to yoink that trombone."
3. "Yeah I yoinked Whethan and he ate my ass."
4. "Kenzie, I just fucked your brother. Yoink!"
5. I gotta yoink tf out of here before the police come

by clammyclit October 9, 2018