yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.

Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.

by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007

Yetinous

Having the proportions or appearance of a Yeti. Unusually large, obese, hirsute or aesthetically displeasing.

The foul-mannered yetinous woman I had the misfortune to sit next to devoured two Big Macs, fries and Coke, a large packet of crisps and two king-sized Mars Bars in the space of five minutes.

by Der Polizei Grammatik November 19, 2007

yeti buddies

Two guys who both love the brand Yeti so much, that once they realize they both love Yeti, they trust each other completely and soon become inseparable.

Once I found out my sister's new boyfriend carried a yeti like me, we became Yeti buddies, and now it feels more like he's dating me.

by cpeasy February 28, 2021

Snow Yeti

A white male who is attracted to black females.

Ya bro Jake is a complete snow yeti, he only hooks up with black girls.

by Riskietbiskiet February 25, 2019

Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

The Himalayan Yeti

When a man nuts all over his partner and the partner proceeds to lifts the man and eat their ass.

“Dude me and Lucy had sex last night and she did the Himalayan Yeti, she ate my ass like a buffet!”

by Wet Weed April 17, 2022

Pink Yeti

A pink yeti is where you stick your penis in the freezer.

*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"

by idroppedmybitcoins December 19, 2017